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Joke of the Day

"Your mother is so fat... ...even whilst fucking her it feels like a long-distance relationship."

"Why do riot police like to get to work early? To beat the crowd."

"holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?"

"I like my women like I like my flyers. Passed out"

"My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say."

"HILARY AND THE TRUTH Hilary Clinton saying she is going to tell the truth is like an atheist saying 'God bless you.'"

"I don't want to be racist.... so stop trying to make me to take up competitive running!"

"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"The 'S' should be silent in Scrapbooking."

"If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?"