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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says I listen to too much Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
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"I prefer shampoo to the real thing."
"Engineers To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, some idiots used a glass that's twice as big than necessary."
"What's the difference between organized crime and politics? One's organized."
"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"
"Legos are a lot like boobs. They're meant for kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well you can jelly your cock up her ass!"
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge."
"I regret falling in love with my British girlfriend. You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts."