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Joke of the Day

"Your best ""Your pussy's so..."" Your pussy's so wrinkled I mistook it for an antique coin purse."

"Al Gore solves the world's problems by singing and dancing. He has an algorithm."

"What kind of bees can you get milk from? Boobies!"

"I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around. I felt like I was on The Voice!"

"I saw a woman in a restaurant yesterday wearing a t-shirt that read ""Guess?"" So I said, 38D?"

"I was thinking about getting a tattoo... [one liner] I was going to get a tattoo of a cross on my testicles, but I thought it would be too sacrilegious."

"Why did the bear eat his mate? He called her 'honey', then got hungry."

"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"

"Are you eating Jell-O? Cow: ""Yeah."" You know what gelatin is made from, right? Cow: ""No, what?"" Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy."

"""I'm tired."" - Beat Cop"