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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions."

"What is better to be taken, than to be given? A shit"

"My boss asked if he dropped his watch in the toilet Because I was shitting on his time And joke creds to him. I was also fresh out of witty comebacks..."

"Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow"

"Two redditors walk into a bar, you won't believe what happens next! Seriously. I knew you'd click it."

"Why would Hitler have been good at call if duty? His real life kill death ratio was 7mil/1"

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets."

"An apple a day keeps the doctors away! With that logic a bullet a day should keep the retards away!"

"Just spent a nice relaxing hour on facebook, writing ""you Two look fantastic!!"" on all weekend selfies with three girls or more in it."

"Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out"