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Joke of the Day

"I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine. He was kinda cute too."

"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"

"Last night I had an orgy on a camping trip. It was fucking in tents!"

"My neighbours just submitted a petition that I stop setting traps for stray pigs after I caught my 16th police man today."

"How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big ""W"" embroidered on her pyjamas !"

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face..."

"Wanna hear a joke...? Youtube ToS."

"So I flushed my extra viagra down the toilet... I haven't been able to close the lid in weeks."

"Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis."

"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."