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Joke of the Day

"There once was a poet on Twitter who grew increasingly bitter. He couldn't surmount the strict character count and so his poems got even shi"

"If I was a vampire, pretty sure I'd find a way to cover blood in cheese."

"Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!"

"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!"

"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it"

"I USED VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO TODAY AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING!"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger screams ""Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman screams ""Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""

"I was disappointed after I won the grand prize on the game show last night. It was for a year supply of calendars."