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Joke of the Day
"Who are the most intelligent monsters? Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)"
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"When the president is lonely what does he say? I'm Obama-self."
"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"
"What did the artist say to himself before drawing his first penis? ""I'm gonna have to think long and hard about this one."""
"Great Halloween costume idea! I just went through my closet and found my ex's clothes. Does anyone want to be a raging bitch for Halloween?"
"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"
"I'm fat, so when I get mad, I get massive aggressive."
"Yo mama so fat... ...every year she win the Mrs. Hungary Pageant without even entering."
"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"
"I kill people for a living with my jokes! HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU"