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Joke of the Day

"I'm fat, so when I get mad, I get massive aggressive."

"Whats the dumbest animal in the jungle? Polar bear"

"""He looks just like his grandfather"" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation"

"Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are ""woven"" together? Sigourney ""Weaver"" :P"

"I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand. Well a pre-op Transsexual."

"Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was ""give them their own school."""

"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."

"I got really bored today and came up with this one... Who is 'Anonymous' and why does everybody feel the need to quote them?"

"Do you know why the guy who picks up medical waste from the vet drives a car shaped like a dog bone? He likes to drive the dog's nuts."

"How do you pick up older Spanish women? Hola Seniority"