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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat... ...every year she win the Mrs. Hungary Pageant without even entering."

"A Jamaican is asked, use Dandelion in a sentence ... He then says ... ""The cheetah is faster dandelion"""

"What did the guy with 5 penises say? ""These pants fit like a glove"""

"I was born caesarean. You can't really tell, although, whenever I leave the house I go out through the window."

"Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that."

"Someone on Facebook posted ""Having the BEST DAY EVER!!"" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments"

"What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky."

"Isn't it great to live in 21st century ? Where deleting history has become more important than making one."

"You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky."

"What's the difference between ten dead hookers and the stuff in my basement? Nothing."