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Joke of the Day
"Do you have a hole in your sock? ""No ..."" *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it?"
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"With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap! They would be a good one two punch!"
"Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW? Because they have high double standards."
"I just invented a word ""Plagiarism"""
"A palindrome walks into a bar, says 'Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa'."
"My ex asked me what would make her new shoes look more sexy. ""Give them to your sister,"" was apparently a relationship breaking answer"
"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"
"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you're both stiff"
"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill I hear it will only be worth $15.80"
"YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES."