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Joke of the Day

"Do you have a hole in your sock? ""No ..."" *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it?"

"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming."

"A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock into your ass!"

"I am a recovering addict... I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around."

"Jokes on Me - Said Djoke's girlfriend."

"Strip search? ... OK, but I'm going to need some background music."

"Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire."

"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"

"I have no home. I've got no control. There's no escape. I should probably look into getting a new keyboard."