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"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"
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"Favorite Old People Jokes"
"Why? How I answer every text when my friends with little kids ask me what I'm doing tonight Related - I never babysit"
"What is the difference between spinach and boogers? Kids don't eat spinach"
"No thanks, alcohol free mouthwash, my life is depressing enough."
"A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan. The boy asks ""what gave me away?"" The man responds ""your parents"""
"@BurgerKing I love the way all employees working the drive thru speak English as a 14th language. I just got a frog and an avocado."
"Did you know that, during the first game of the 1936 baseball season, the Boston Braves managed to win while also badly injuring six players on the opposing team? They were truly ruthless."
"What docyou call it when a Soviet dies comedy? Stand up Commedy"
"*points to person jogging outside through the snow* ""Look kids, a lunatic"""