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Joke of the Day
"I had some stir-fry delivered. I don't really like liver."
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"What do you do before deploying a tickle into production? A testicle!"
"Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women."
"When I was young, I thought girls didn't poop Now I realize they're all full of shit"
"A monk to another, ""O! master, is it proper for a monk to use email?"" ""Sure, as long as there are no attachments"", replied the other."
"What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory? Two test tickles"
"A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really."
"People laugh cause I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"Things I need now because of Twitter: 1. A cat 2. A beard 3. Printer for Avis 4. Duct tape 5. Rope 6. Gas card"
"I packed my own lunch this morning if anyone wants a baggy of dry cereal or a stapler."