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Joke of the Day
"What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory? Two test tickles"
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"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"
"There was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray He's now a seasoned veteran."
"holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?"
"Here is an old joke my old man used to tell me There is a 4 year old, 6 year old, 8 year old, 10 year old, and me trying to catch a home run ball. Who gets the ball? Me because fuck them"
"I had a weird dream I was eating a hairy lollipop. Woke up this morning and my wifes head was covered in slobber."
"What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"I laid my tired head down on my pillow & saw the most terrifying thing I could possibly imagine: My phone. On my dresser. Across the room."
"what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat"
"I work at my stepfather's store. You think your boss is an asshole? Mine fucks my mom. - Cole Y."