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Joke of the Day
"When I was young, I thought girls didn't poop Now I realize they're all full of shit"
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"What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre."
"Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you."
"What smells better than it taste? A nose"
"I like to reinvent myself every year, last year I was a small Italian woman and the year before that a bear."
"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord..... Judge; How much. Def: 50:50 Jud: Please elaborate. Def: **One horse to one chicken.**"
"Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent."
"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I don't know, I just click ""submit"""
"Being a bigger account doesn't make you a better person. We're all terrible people. We're on twitter. I threw a baby at a fox this morning."