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Joke of the Day
"What do you do before deploying a tickle into production? A testicle!"
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"What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated"
"What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog."
"I'm an adrenaline junkie and an agoraphobic. I talked to the mailman through the door once, that was a rush delivered. Edit: delivered."
"Why do most people from Russia wear track suits? Because they are Russin'"
"Did you hear about the suspect who's alibi was that he was at a restaurant? Well the restaurant Carraba-rated his story."
"Congress is like autocorrect It causes more problems then fixing them."
"Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!"
"Something tells me a handjob from Superman would be.... ...a ripoff"
"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."