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Joke of the Day
"What do you do before deploying a tickle into production? A testicle!"
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"Life is like chess... We can't all be white."
"Ladies: If a man approaches you and he's wearing Crocs, hold perfectly still. Their vision is based off movement."
"Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!"
"What ship breaks dangerous ice flows in the Arctic? The Titanic."
"It's cray that I totes obvi say perf and adorbz on the regs"
"A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?"""
"Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms."
"Sensei: always expect the unexpected *pulls out picnic blanket* Me: *instantly pulls out picnic basket* Sensei: *hands me ninja diploma*"
"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"