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Joke of the Day

"A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really."

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"

"A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."""

"Why did the Mexican fail English 101? He wouldn't turn in his essay"

"Why does the Buick Century have that name? It's the average age of someone who drives one."

"A masked insurgent goes home The insurgent knocks on the door. ""Who is it?"" asks a young woman The insurgent replies: ""I, sis"""

"How do trees encourage one another? They say ""I'm rooting for you"""

"I was pretty upset when I heard clocks get set ahead an hour... Oh well. Not worth losing sleep over it."

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."

"Because of Politcal Correctness you can no longer say ""Black paint"". You have to say ""Jamal, will you please paint the fence?"""