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"You're like school in the summer... No class."
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"A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, ""I haven't eaten in three days."" She responds, ""You must force yourself! You must force yourself!"""
"""Marvel comics to introduce a female Muslim superhero"" Fans are looking forward to seeing Captain America, Iron Man and the Post Box in the next Avengers film."
"I think God is for the legalization of marijuana. After all, the Bible is full of people getting stoned."
"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"
"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."
"If I had a dollar for every time I fell for a tweeter instead of a real person, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need."
"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."
"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"
"Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl."