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Joke of the Day

"When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers"

"My wife left me because she said I had a drinking problem After she left I lost the urge to drink."

"I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up."

"I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig, It might not be a very beautiful poem, but at least, it's quite deep."

"This joke isn't funny. Donald Trump"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!"

"I'm a shy little Pebble.... I wish to be a little Bolder"

"Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!"

"[Having a problem with my iPhone] Me: *texting myself* Test Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend"

"A mod joke. (Pls mods, just don't delete). [deleted]"