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Joke of the Day

"How does every racist joke start? *looks around the room*"

"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing zone in a swimming pool."

"1938: ""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!"" ""It's... Superman!"" 2013: ""Is that a drone?"" ""Yeah, it's probably a drone."""

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house... ... The other eskimo said ""That's an ice picture!""."

"Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"

"Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed the other day? What was her name, Reese... > Witherspoon? No, it was with a knife."

"[phone call] KIDNAPPER: We're gonna kill your wife if you don't pay ME: *making wind noises* I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL"