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Joke of the Day

"Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL."

"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"

"I remember the last thing my grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket. ""I'm going to kick this bucket"""

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"

"Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer? Because they heard he's a web developer"

"I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. He kills me!"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world those who can count in binary and those who can't."

"I'm going to the new Tom Cruise movie at midnight. Seeing it on the Edge of Tomorrow."

"[waiting with friend for his test results] ""I'm nervous"" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*"

"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"