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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL."
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"I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during ""If I Could Turn Back Time"" does she mention killing Hitler."
"Do furries go to doctors or vets?"
"Coworker: I don't even know what's wrong with me. *sighs Me: Oo Oooo pick me pick me I know *raises hand with answer"
"What's better than roses on your piano? - tulips on your organ."
"Herpes is such a strong word, I prefer penis sprinkles."
"""wow with attitude like this do you even have friends"" me: yes in fact i have all 10 seasons of it"
"My girlfriend's vagina is like a Tesco shopping trolley It takes a pound in."
"Well, Lester Holt definitely lost that debate."
"The people working at Petco.... ...hate when you refer to them as pet-ophiles."