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Joke of the Day

"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."

"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"

"Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative."

"I pulled my wife's panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer."

"Alchoholic invester Is liquidating his assets"

"They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called ""Drag Races""."

"Made a hiking playlist called 'trail mix' It has a lot of eminem in it"

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."

"Where can a hand refuel its car? At a fist pump."

"Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger? Because it's all relative."