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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 20th century grammar nazi? Alt-Write"
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"FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone"
"""I came, I saw, I left."" - Premature ejaculator after visiting a porno shop."
"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"
"Did you guys hear about that actress who stabbed her waiter with her fork? Im trying to remember her name. Its Reese something. Help me out here...."
"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"
"I sell balloons for $1 each, or if you want them blown up it's $1.20. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation."
"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."
"The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say ""Lamar can you please paint the fence""."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? I don't know if I can get hard I just got laid this morning!"