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Joke of the Day

"The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say ""Lamar can you please paint the fence""."

"What is Bill Cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? Rape."

"Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section."

"Riding horses is fun and all, but... ...let's be on a steer."

"What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed? So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?"

"Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"

"What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?"

"I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room."

"iPhone, if you correct ""harass"" to ""caress"" one more time you'll be held responsible for this generation's sex offenders."

"I'm no Dean Martin. I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris"". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''."