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Joke of the Day

"The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say ""Lamar can you please paint the fence""."

"A list of my favorite sex jokes. I don't have any..."

"Intellectual Joke Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"Carol from Facebook said she's ""taking it one day at a time,"" so I responded ""me too. That's how days work."""

"You know someone is hard core When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles"

"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? a sweater"

"Told my wife I was taking her on a date to the cheesecake factory and she thought I meant some restaurant"

"[to the secretary before I go in for job interview] ""when the music starts, hit this button and that will activate the fog machine"""

"How to make a trump sandwich Russian Potato Bread Lots of Baloney Peanut Butter One Small Pickle"

"I don't believe in ghosts. They're always lying to me."