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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? I don't know if I can get hard I just got laid this morning!"

"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't. That's it. That's the joke."

"Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed? The sharks life lacked porpoise."

"24 men sucked off in Magaluf. 11 f*cked in Belo Horizonte."

"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."

"My Uncle When I was a young boy, my Uncle would always tell me ""Always leave them wanting more"" Which is probably why he lost his job in famine relief."

"What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !"

"Desperate Need of Good Jokes Basically I've had the shittiest day/month and I could really do with some cheering up. Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))"

"Did you know that truth serum us derived from an animal? It comes from the Tattlesnake!"