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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"
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"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed. You know, in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me."
"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"
"out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don't get it?"
"Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name ""fire place"""
"""You lie like a doge!"" I tell my wife. ""So deceit!"" I add. ""Very fraud!"" I mention. ""Much fiction!"" I point out. ""Wow,"" she says."
"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."
"I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too."
"Marriage. When dating goes too far."
"""I love the fall!"" - girls who are happy they don't have to suck in their stomach in pictures anymore"