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Joke of the Day
"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."
Next Joke
"I shaved my sack last week... Now I have poke' balls."
"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""
"A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says ""what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa there's millions of them"""
"Have you ever done it kitty style? It's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting."
"Needing to ""loose"" some weight this year isn't your biggest problem, my friend."
"You should all be proud if me, guys. I got a designated driver for tonight. He's my nephew, and he's six, but he's drank way less than me."
"Each time a person sneezes on an airplane, that sneeze circulates the entire airplane cabin before being filtered out by vents."
"A guy and his dog Guy walks up to his dog and says ""I need a divorce"" The dog replies ""yeah, my wife is a bitch too."""
"If two vegetarians are fighting... Is it still considered ""beef""?"