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Joke of the Day

"How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? He was delighted."

"How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up."

"It's not so much that I'm a KE$HA hater, its more of the fact that I'm a music lover."

"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."

"*googles murder tips *adds ""asking for a friend"" at the end of each search They won't be able to prove a thing! *evil cackles"

"Yo mama's like bacteria ...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases. (Just came in my mind a few moments ago)"

"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."

"60 Second Lover I think my girlfriend has fucked sixty one people before me. She calls me her sixty second lover ...."

"I could win an Olympic gold medal If the women's gymnastic balance beam was a male competition too, I could win the gold medal. I've been mastering a 4 inch wood beam since I was a little kid"

"What's the worst thing about eating a vegtable? Putting her back in the wheel chair..."