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Joke of the Day

"How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up."

"It's weird that you need money to stay alive."

"You know my grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp? He died falling off a watch tower"

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler started out as a good guy."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they don't change anything."

"What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending? He grabs a hoe."

"You aren't going to believe who is the most wonderful person ever... Read the first two words"

"At first, I was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now I'm fully invested."

"I want to call my daughter Bellaillusions... because tricks are something a whore does for money."

"...People put the punch line in the title Don't you hate it when..."