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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."
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"I used to be dyslexic but now I'm KO"
"I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction... ...now i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?"
"Made this joke up when I was 33. Extremely proud of it. Why did the salt fail 3rd grade. Cause it was sodiumb."
"Garbage men have Hefty contracts."
"penis it's funny because I said penis"
"Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope."
"Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life? He wasn't nosey."
"TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car Oops, wrong sub!"
"I put my underwear on like anyone else. Backwards, two legs in one hole, falling down then decide it's easier to go without."