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Joke of the Day

"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."

"Have you heard about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I heard he is all right now."

"Marmite ... But paw may not."

"Start here. Now go to that side. Back to this side. that side again. now this side ok that side this side 1 more time now front (bed making)"

"Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch? Paddy O'Furniture!"

"Give your tweets a CB radio feel by adding the word, over at the end. Over."

"Only a fraction of you will get this There's a fine line between numerator and denominator"

"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like ""Man, my subconsicious is hilarious!"""

"Why did the ""upright man"", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago? Because they got homo e-rekt-us."

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!"