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Joke of the Day
"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."
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"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."
"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"
"The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*"
"What's Mario's favourite clothing? Denim denim denim"
"Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line"
"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."
"The scariest Halloween costume this year will be 'sexy' Kim Davis... Glasses, Crystal Gayle wig, and an ugly blue jumper with nothing underneath."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood."
"What is the black kid getting for Christmas? Your T.V."