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Joke of the Day
"Come on, there has got to be at least one business like show business."
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"""Your days are numbered!"" - inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment"
"As I see it, the act of lovemaking should be sacred, caring, and worth the 200 bucks I charge for it."
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"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"
"Donald Trump won the presidency and everyone laughed ... it was Hillary-less."
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"If you were a dinosaur what would you be? Dead"