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Joke of the Day
"I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life"
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"The victims of the Aurora movie theater shooting got really ripped off. They paid to watch the whole movie, but all they saw were a few clips."
"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"
"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""
"Some guy died at the gym... They had to deadlift him out."
"Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct"
"I always thought i had a good imagination... but it turns out it was just my imagination"
"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up."
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"What's orange, and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."