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Joke of the Day

"As I see it, the act of lovemaking should be sacred, caring, and worth the 200 bucks I charge for it."

"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"

"Please. Danger is my middle name. ""What's your first name?"" Avoids"

"If everyone contributes a small amount of their income... Together we can pool the resources to defeat socialism."

"A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."

"I yelled ""shotgun"", long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat. I hate cops."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks 'does this taste funny to you?' Ba da ba, tshhhh."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard"

"""This is not the Droid you're looking for."" - Obi Wan helping Yoda pick out a new phone"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."