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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game? Homogeneous."
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"Limericks : Think this needs tweaking... There was a young man from Constantinople Whose limericks didn't always rhyme They finished too short."
"""tell... my wife... i loved her..."" carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP"
"How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y"
"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"
"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"
"How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong."
"The amount of duplicates on this subreddit"
"What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult"
"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."