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Joke of the Day

"And that's how the fight started My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started...."

"A comedian committed suicide today... Took a knife straight to the jocular vein."

"Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat."

"Makes eye contact with female. Medusa."

"My son asked if masturbating made you blind. Depends on where you're aiming."

"Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!"

"What is a pirates least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day."

"""Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds"" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth"

"What's Hitlers least favorite planet? Jewpiter."

"Why does vampire Superman want to go out? Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)"