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Joke of the Day
"Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat."
Next Joke
"What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod"
"Why a man should ever want to marry a woman is a mystery. Why a man should ever want to marry 2 women is a bigamistery."
"What did the utahraptor say as Wonder Woman tried to beat him up? Di, no!"
"[planning for wedding] i found us a remote location ""Omg where?"" *points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV* The remote goes there now"
"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"
"How can you tell if something is clickbait?"
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"
"""I bumped into your wife yesterday"" ""Oh, where?"" ""You know the cafe opposite the S&M club?"" ""Yes"" ""Opposite that cafe"""
"pleas tune into my next podcast where i ask what the FUCK angry birds is and viciously mock the first piece of shit caller to answer me"