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Joke of the Day
"My son asked if masturbating made you blind. Depends on where you're aiming."
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"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe..... Fur Traders"
"A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong."
"How do you find a fat girl's vagina? Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot."
"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you fucking dirty bastard"""
"There once was an old lady who swallowed a battery, She got acid reflex."
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important."
"What hand do you use to wipe your butt? Right or left? For those that answered right or left, you guys are gross I use toilet paper."
"While doing their job, why do teachers lose self-respect for themselves? It's DeGrading"
"If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts?"