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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America."

"Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought. *puts trench coat back on*"

"See if this carries thru in txt 1)Knock knock. 2)Who's there? 1)Interrupting chicken. 2)Inter.. 1)..BUK BKOCK!!!!"

"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"

"david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song"

"I once installed a sky light in my apartment. Boy were my upstairs neighbors pissed."

"The Greatest Joke of our generation #blacklivesmatter"

"Why do crowd control police go earlier to work? To beat the crowd."

"Caught my ping smoking weed while playing online Now it became high"

"How can you tell when Dracula is sick? By his coughin'"