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Joke of the Day

"When I hear commercials say ""win a trip for you and six friends"" I start counting to see if I have six friends."

"My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details."

"How do you know if someone grew up in New York City? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."

"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."

"My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick."

"Spinach is like butt sex... If you are forced to have it as a child, you aren't going to enjoy it as an adult."

"Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're going the wrong way"

"Who the hell does that in a sock?!? *squishes out of the room*"

"I get why Tupac's band smoked his ashes... ...It would have been tacky to take a shot in his memory."