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Joke of the Day

"1st girl @ the moon: - Houston, we have a problem - What happened? - Nothing, doesn't matter - Come on - Nothing.. - Tell me - U should know"

"A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, ""Have you got any books on the female clitoris?"" The bloke says, ""Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."""

"""i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope"" ""use divorce, luke"""

"Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question."

"My life has been going round in circles recently. I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty."

"How do you circumcise a hillibilly? You kick his sister in the jaw!"

"What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate."

"My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas... My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas. They got me a Rolex. They clearly misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch."""

"What do you call someone who can't dance? A white guy."

"What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page? A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit..."