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Joke of the Day

"I got fired today, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable Apparently nursing homes have strict rules about what you can do with patients."

"My dad died on 9/11... He was a terrible pilot."

"Arjen Robben goes down easier than a thirsty tourist in Magaluf."

"Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator? Because you don't have to be running"

"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-o-puss"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station."

"My math teacher told me this joke. What do you find on a beach? A tangent."

"I can convert alcohol into an idiot"

"Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner."