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Joke of the Day
"""The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one!"""
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"Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies."
"Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head and said he was ""Glad he ate 'er"""
"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Scorpio's drink water when they're thirsty"" OMG THIS IS SO ME"
"Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"My New Years Resolution 4K"
"Time to fap Ctrl+Shift+N"
"When I'm about to die and my life flashes before my eyes I'm worried that a lot of it will just be Facebook and TV."
"daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip"
"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."