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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner."

"How long does it take for mods to remove a post? [removed]"

"What do you call it when you're breastfeeding and nothing comes out? A milk dud."

"Gang of three hijack truckload of Viagra. Police are looking for three hardened criminals."

"Whenever a fast food employee reads my order back to me I always say, ""did you just call me fat?"" They love that."

"What is Somailias national dish? An empty plate"

"Don't walk around the city at night with a lot of bread in your pocket. You might get rolled."

"There are two goldfish in a tank One fish turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."

"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."

"Teacher:""Okay class, time to take a test. Please take out your no.2 pencils."" *Takes out no.1 pencil* ( )"