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Joke of the Day
"Arjen Robben goes down easier than a thirsty tourist in Magaluf."
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"[First date] okay just dont let her know you're a trump supporter Her: so what kinda wine should I get Me: haha white is always the best"
"How are butter and a prostitute similar? They both spread for bread"
"What do you call a boner at an early morning funeral? Mourning wood"
"My friend told me he thought I was a hipster. I told him I thought I was a hipster way before he did."
"Paramedics When one medic just isn't enough"
"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."
"What's the husband's equivalent of a wife counting the days since her last period? A husband counting the days since he last had sex."
"What's Harley Quinn's favourite rap group? Insane Clown Pussy."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into your mouth."