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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator? Because you don't have to be running"

"Vegeta truly had his karma come back to him. He got married and had kids."

"If it's true that spiders are more scared of me than I am of them, why have I never seen a spider crawl away screaming like a little girl?"

"pretty jealous of bears. they're like, ""well, just ate my entire weight in salmon, now I'm gonna sleep for 6 months. smell ya later, hater"""

"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"

"KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!"

"summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell"

"How are babies different from feminists ? Babies grow up and stop crying"

"How will Trump deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 60 pounds."