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Joke of the Day

"My dad died on 9/11... He was a terrible pilot."

"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."

"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."

"Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? They want to keep the right to bear arms."

"I like to go up to people I haven't seen in ten years and say, ""Was THIS your card?!"""

"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."

"Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go."

"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"I won a waterfight with the local kids at the park. No ones a match for me and my kettle!"

"The dogboner /Neil degrasse Tyson situation has been an elaborate ruse all so Michael hale could claim on gawker that he has a girlfriend"