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Joke of the Day
"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"
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"Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?"
"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."
"Request: push more paper than a ... I need a joke some what related to this. Any help would be much appreciated"
"I just auditioned for a home makeover show because I'm too lazy to vacuum."
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
"what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so"
"A man was apprehended for public masturbation but ultimately let go because he only did it for 10 seconds... Ya, he definitely got off easy."
"Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too."
"Waxing. It's not a cure for lycanthropy."