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Joke of the Day
"My math teacher told me this joke. What do you find on a beach? A tangent."
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"Bill Clinton is not a rapist. He just likes to ""feel your pain""."
"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."
"How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? Climate"
"It's not called ""Laura the Explorer"" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI."
"Apparently Bill Clinton is so sure that Hillary is going to win that he stopped at the tobacco store and bought a box of cigars. He has interviews scheduled for his new interns all day."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he 8n't afraid to bust out his 9."
"Sex with me is like bowling. Lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes."
"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"
"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"