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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Seinfeld on political correctness? He really went on the offensive about it."
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"Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal."
"What is the richest beverage? Juice."
"Think what you will about Obama, But so far he's the best black president we've ever had."
"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""
"Which teachers care the most about their students? Math teachers, because every student counts."
"What does a baby have in common with a old car? They're fun to take apart, but they're a real bitch to put back together."
"I was going to tell a time travel joke... but you didn't like it."
"How many Hilary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they prefer to be kept in the dark"
"If he hurts you, cry a river and then drown him in it."