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Joke of the Day
"What is the richest beverage? Juice."
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"I'm single by choice. Just not my choice."
"A joke for fall. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell."
"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."
"I love cliffhangers ..."
"Whats the difference between blowing an Asian and a Caucasian. The only Asian thing that will touch the throat is the sperm."
"A joke the owner of the pizzeria I work at told me while listening to Beethoven. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? Because it wouldn't stop saying ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""
"My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed."
"Relationship Status: Very relieved towels can't get pregnant."
"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."